Privacy Policy
Last updated: June 2026
We collect as little as we need to take your order, keep you updated, and (only if you ask) email you. This page explains what we collect and why.
What we collect
Email address: when you join our list or place an order.
Order and shipping details: your name, shipping address, and what you bought, so we can fulfill and deliver your order.
Basic, privacy-friendly analytics: aggregate page visits, with no invasive cross-site tracking.
How we use it
To process and ship your orders and send order-related updates.
To send marketing emails only if you opt in. You can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email.
To understand which designs and pages people like, so we can improve the store.
Who processes your data
Stripe handles payments. We never see or store your full card number.
Printify and its print providers fulfill and ship your order, and receive the shipping details needed to do so.
Cloudflare hosts the site and stores our email list. Each provider only receives the data needed for its role.
Cookies & local storage
Your shopping cart is stored locally in your browser, not on our servers. We use privacy-respecting analytics and do not sell your personal data.
Your rights
You can ask us to access or delete your personal data at any time by emailing [email protected]. We retain order records only as long as needed for accounting and support.
This site is not directed to children, and we do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 16.
All designs are works of political satire and parody, protected as political speech. Names and likenesses are used for commentary and comedic purposes.